Winnipeg Style

When future archeologists analyze photos of 2000's era #Winnipeg, they're gonna think there was only one hairdresser & one eyeglasses store

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) May 5, 2015

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The More you Know

The more I learn, the more I realize that no one can know anything for certain. Of course, I could be wrong about that.

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) February 8, 2015

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Salty Expressions

"Salt of the Earth" means a good person. "Salt the Earth" means to destroy the ground in a manner that ensures nothing grows again. Confused

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) February 5, 2015

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Riedel Family Christmas Card 2014

I'm only roughly a month late posting this year's Riedel family #ChristmasCard. Is "merry belated Christmas" a thing? pic.twitter.com/RV9pYL6EnJ

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) January 14, 2015

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An Explanation

If I refer to myself as an artist it's not out of pretentiousness. It's to explain my compulsion to speak through stuff that I create.

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) December 18, 2014

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Good. Bad. Same.

I no longer believe that people are good or bad. Most of us are the same but haven't gotten to know each other well enough to realize it.

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) December 7, 2014

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Tired Horse Food

I'm so tired, I could eat a horse.

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) November 28, 2014

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Toilet Paper Roll Foul

The person who never replaces the toilet paper roll is either on a streak of finishing with the last piece or they're not wiping enough.

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) November 22, 2014

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Eh to Zed

Just found a children's book in the Toronto library with an unexpected connection to @ThatKevinSmith's #YogaHosers pic.twitter.com/GgHUoKIDcB

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) November 12, 2014

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Chillest Ocean Dwellers

Google "manta ray face pictures" and try telling me that dolphins are the chillest ocean dwellers. Oh and I'm sorry for saying "chillest".

— Tim Riedel (@CaptainTimmer) November 7, 2014

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